When I was your age, we had to walk to Hogwarts uphill both ways.
The Surrealist Alphabet Primer: T is for Turtle, Trombone and T*t.
The next little kid to step off the subway is going to get the fright of his life.
OK I may have slept with your wives.
MORMONS some only have one wife.
After personally experiencing the difficulty of obtaining a heart the Tin Man realized how lucrative harvesting and selling body parts could be. Thus he took up with a new crew.
One if by land. Two if by sea.