INTRODUCING: THE FAPMASTER 2000
DOOR TO DOOR CREMATION An idea whose time never came.
Teddy Roosevelt is crossing a river on a moose. Your argument is BULLY!
The original moonwalk.
Before the invention of infomercials, Billy Mays pitched his products door-to-door.
now. i'll ask you again...did you break mommy's vase?
Oh great, she invited her family!