There's a thin line between bravery and stupidity. And you're 500 miles into stupid right now.
Nap time? I don't think so.
Granny's wooden leg you say? Nope, don't know anything about that...
he was a turkey POW she was a red cross volunteer this is their story
a fleshlight sometimes is not enough
OKAY, NIGHTMARES it's time to start your engines.
To each fetishist their own