Grandma was a badass.
The first attempts at designing a posturpedic mattress failed miserably.
There's a thin line between bravery and stupidity. And you're 500 miles into stupid right now.
Talk about sexy! "Ants-In-Her-Pants" panties will give that special lady in your life the confidence she needs to succeed outside the nest! Also, mirthful chuckles WITH you, not AT you...
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