Please, talk to Lobster hand...

CREEPY OLD GUY every town has one.

Quoth the raven, "Smoke More."

I should have bought a car. It would have been faster AND less mouthy.

Come fetch the stick. Who's a goood sharkie? Playing with your pet forms lasting bonds, is good exercise and is just pain fun.

Cigars, Cigarettes... Catnip?

Looks like you got another letter from your pen-pal at Hogwart's.