Here kitty kitty kitty
Well well well...no reptile dysfunction here!
I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.
I don't always destroy villages... but before I do, I like to start off with a good breakfast.
And so having dragged the monster from the river, they decided to put it to good use and make sausage from its meat. It was the Beast of Thames, it was the Wurst of Thames.
Too bad hentai wasn't invented yet. The poor guy probably has no clue where this is going :(