You misheard, vile creature...My wife does not desire multiple organisms.
I'm a monster... ...until I've had my coffee.
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I TOLD those scientists they should be finding a cure for breast cancer instead of playing around with that atomic energy nonsense, but NO....
Hurry with your dinner, the world is about to end.
Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.
Adoption. A Beautiful Choice.
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping