Morris was fed up with the high price of printer ink but his alternative source was problematic.
Sheesh! All I said was 'Your Maypole needs more streamers'...!
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping
I don't always destroy villages... but before I do, I like to start off with a good breakfast.
Wow, who knew "Nessie" enjoyed tickle fights!