I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.
I SAY, SMEDLEY. THIS MAY BE THE WORST CASE OF SYPHILLIS I'VE EVER SEEN.
And so having dragged the monster from the river, they decided to put it to good use and make sausage from its meat. It was the Beast of Thames, it was the Wurst of Thames.
Just give it the $3.50!
You misheard, vile creature...My wife does not desire multiple organisms.