SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN his mother's taking it in the can.

Why does EVERYONE have to FREAK OUT whenever someone is PRAYING in PUBLIC.

Sheesh! All I said was 'Your Maypole needs more streamers'...!

I hate to break it to you like this... but I'm not actually a man.

We're not sure when the mistrust of wildlife began for baby Roosevelt, but we have our suspitions.

The Thing From the Back of the Refrigerator!

All right! I confess! I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.