Sheesh! All I said was 'Your Maypole needs more streamers'...!
I can't believe I waited an hour for this ride...Disney Land sucks...
I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.
No, wait!!! She has the car keys!!! NOM NOM NOM
I'm sorry, but it won't work out. You're just too clingy.
I told you...don't mess with those damn Harry Potter books
You misheard, vile creature...My wife does not desire multiple organisms.