You misheard, vile creature...My wife does not desire multiple organisms.
We're not sure when the mistrust of wildlife began for baby Roosevelt, but we have our suspitions.
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping
Oh, my, God, Becky, look at her butt. It's so big.
I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.