Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.
The Thing From the Back of the Refrigerator!
No, wait!!! She has the car keys!!! NOM NOM NOM
Adoption. A Beautiful Choice.
I SAY, SMEDLEY. THIS MAY BE THE WORST CASE OF SYPHILLIS I'VE EVER SEEN.
SPIDERMAN so that's how he was made.