Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.
Too bad hentai wasn't invented yet. The poor guy probably has no clue where this is going :(
I hate to break it to you like this... but I'm not actually a man.
No no no! You go straight through the Pillars of Hercules and then its left and the Seychelles...
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping
I'm a monster... ...until I've had my coffee.
I'm sorry, but it won't work out. You're just too clingy.