Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?
The mystery wasn't that Squadron 16had been lost in the Bermuda Triangle, but why they hadn't been lost MUCH sooner.
See what you did, Schmidt? This is why the Reich can never have nice things!
Oh THAT one... National Spelling Bee 1941!
The Army drives tanks into battle.. ...Marines carry them
Okay, okay- I'll sign the pay raise forms