Just a cyoot kitteh wit a tirst fo blodz!
Moar cyoot kittehs over at I Can Has Cheezburger!
Oh THAT one... National Spelling Bee 1941!
Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system
Each medal represents a night I didn't wet the bed
Tell me, vas ist der Colonel's secret recipe!
Brilliant idea, Watson! Now we can invade tiny nations.