Now a Moment of Silence For Ghost Rider

NO, BUT SERIOUSLY CHE... I think your face would look good on T-shirts worn by college slackers.

Everyone likes MadLibs.

You're a little short for a stormtrooper.

A common military tactic: the booby trap.

So that one smells like C4?

One way or another, Gladys would be the first through the doors on Black Friday.