Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system
The mystery wasn't that Squadron 16had been lost in the Bermuda Triangle, but why they hadn't been lost MUCH sooner.
OK I may have slept with your wives.
THE MILE HIGH CLUB What? You didn't know they gave medals?
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY CHE... I think your face would look good on T-shirts worn by college slackers.
Oh THAT one... National Spelling Bee 1941!