These are the new recruits, sir. A homeless man, an old man, and a girly man... yeah, we're gonna lose.
Why yes, the only difference between the Army and a Circus IS the number of tents.
"War with Germany ends in victory, victory leads to peace ... Sometimes ... Sometimes not!!"
Until the very end of the war, it was a well-kept secret that Nazis shrunk if washed in hot water.
Ve Haff vays to make you Squawk!!
No one noticed Bob preemptively digging graves...