One way or another, Gladys would be the first through the doors on Black Friday.
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY CHE... I think your face would look good on T-shirts worn by college slackers.
ONCE UPON A TIME celebrities were a credit to society.
-Buster Keaton (I think)
Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system
Incoming message from Hogwarts, Sir Looks important
A common military tactic: the booby trap.
Brilliant idea, Watson! Now we can invade tiny nations.