JOSEPH STALIN don't make him angry
Brilliant idea, Watson! Now we can invade tiny nations.
Just a cyoot kitteh wit a tirst fo blodz!
Moar cyoot kittehs over at I Can Has Cheezburger!
TANKITY TANKITY TANK! PEW!! PEW!! PEW!!
Ve Haff vays to make you Squawk!!
Each medal represents a night I didn't wet the bed
All I said was NO MORE BOOZE and all hell broke loose...