Incoming message from Hogwarts, Sir Looks important
Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system
You guys in the skirts... flank the enemy on the right...
IMMA GIVE HITLER THESE BOMBS
A common military tactic: the booby trap.
So... George IS short for Georgina, right?