Aren't I a little young for an "arranged marriage," Mother? Hush, child. He's even younger THAN YOU. But his diaper isn't the only thing that's LOADED...
You need to be quiet and go to sleep. You're not my real mom.
Remember...A refrigerator isn't a place for children to play. It's a place to punish them when they've strayed from the righteous path.
Puff didn't always frolic but when he did it was in autumn mist.