Why dad lost custody.
What do you mean you want to go 'up' on me?
The 1960s...somewhere between children should be seen but not heard and Playstation.
HOLD STILL BOY! I DON'T WANT THE DOG CATCHING THESE THINGS!
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!