Don't tell mom the babysitter is a barrel.
'MERICA the only country that regulates alcohol more than guns.
Guess who won't pee his pants anymore? You guessed right!
You will eat Frosted Flakes, and tell everyone they are great, OR ELSE!
"He wanted a pony on his birthday but I couldn't afford it. So I gave him a Camel."
Here you go Billy, your nightmare fuel.