Nothing For Me, Thanks. I Just Had a Snack.

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Hunger "Games?" Noo, I don't believe I'll be participating in the "games" portion...

If It's Too Good To Be True, It Probably Is

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I should have known that those tickets were too cheap to be any good.

MOTHERS LOVE MONEY MATRIMONY

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Aren't I a little young for an "arranged marriage," Mother? Hush, child. He's even younger THAN YOU. But his diaper isn't the only thing that's LOADED...

Not Until I Speak To My Lawyer

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Granny's wooden leg you say? Nope, don't know anything about that...

It's Always the Little Guy

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You guys suck! We didn't tell you to light your brother's pants on fire! Yes, we did... Fire, Fire! Where's a match?