Why did I tweet those nude pics? If mom & dad find out, I'll be grounded for life!
...And if he says any snide remark, I can let him have it? That's right!
These 'er0tic stories' are for the birds. 'PICTURES'! Now that's what they need...! little larry flynt comes up with an idea that will later revolutionize the pr0n industry...
Jeremy would not be giving away his lunch money today.
WAAK! WAAK! MAKE IT STOP!!! Birds are terrible babysitters
Nap time? I don't think so.