LIFE BEFORE NINTENDO let the good times crawl slowly past.
"He wanted a pony on his birthday but I couldn't afford it. So I gave him a Camel."
Why did I tweet those nude pics? If mom & dad find out, I'll be grounded for life!
AFTER A WHILE, TOTO JUST HAD ENOUGH OF DOROTHY'S SHRILL HYSTERICS
A TRUCK SEEKS ITS NATURAL PREY... BICYCLES.
Here you go Billy, your nightmare fuel.