Ah, the '50s...when kids could just be kids without all the peer pressure and social stigma.
SCHOOL BULLIES KNEW NOT TO MESS WITH ABIGAIL.
How to Fall Asleep. Stuck awake? You may have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.
The test results are in...Cthulu, YOU are the father! Moahdfajfash!!!
Puff didn't always frolic but when he did it was in autumn mist.