Granny's wooden leg you say? Nope, don't know anything about that...
Here kitty kitty kitty
Tomorrow...Tomorrow I'll drink more Tomorrow....
Parenting demands creative solutions to everyday problems
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
You tell Pedobear I'm comin'. And hell's comin' with me!