"He wanted a pony on his birthday but I couldn't afford it. So I gave him a Camel."
Momma, you're so smart. You bought the pies at the store, but you're pretending you made them. Shhh... it's our little secret, sweetie.
As little Thomas walked away, every time he turned around, the cat was a few steps closer.
Petty Officer Jackson decides to surprise his wife with a non-traditional souvenir.
When I grow up I want to be a supermodel too.
The test results are in...Cthulu, YOU are the father! Moahdfajfash!!!
Yep! They're babies alright.