It would be great if we could purchase children at the grocery store and return them there if they went bad.
After his pedagogue told him that the Earth was as a soap bublle in the cosmos, young Marcus developed a severe anxiety disorder.
CLAUS TO THE LEFT OF ME, jokers to the right
DIAPERS Dad never did figure out how to put one on correctly.
We'll be sad when you die but we already have your replacement to help us get over it.
Josh always wondered where his fear of heights came from.