Treat Yo Self!

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If I'm old enough to work in a sweatshop, you bet your ass I'm old enough to have a drink!

Clever Mom is Clever

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Momma, you're so smart. You bought the pies at the store, but you're pretending you made them. Shhh... it's our little secret, sweetie.

Not My Fault!

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But Jenny is the one who wanted to play doctor. And all I did was what daddy does with our maid when they play doctor!

Get With the Times

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"But what's wrong with an AOL email address?"

It Vibrates When Mommy Lifts Off!

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Later while exploring, little Jimmy found his mother's "spaceship" in her nightstand.