Mr. Chairman! I want it in our party platform that ALL the creatures are included and have the same rights as humans.

I was elected to lead, not to read!

Objection! Leading! Just because my client is a sheep doesn't mean he is a baa-a-a-a-d person!

We have some doubts about your published study, Mister Aughwell. Specifically, we want to see you reach the center of a Tootsie Pop in three licks.

How are we supposed to harvest the peanuts if he keeps eating them?

IM GONNA FIND THAT F@&K'N CLOCK IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT!!

Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!