Sir, please pay the toll.
Y'KNOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE COME HERE FIRST. THOSE 3 BEARS DOWN THE BLOCK ARE FREAKIN' HILLBILLIES.
You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.
Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!
Troubleshooting continued after a bird and a spider failed to find the bug in the system
Bob's bachelor party left something to be desired
I BAGGED THIS ONE IN CANADA, AND THAT ONE OVER THERE . . . I BAGGED ON SPRING BREAK BACK IN 1953.