Brilliant idea - thawing it out. Now: How the hell do we feed it?
Grandma was a badass.
It was then they realized that forgetting to sacrifice a virgin to Neptune annually had its downside.
Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!
...and the winner of Survivor: Africa is...Gladys Maplethorpe! You have got to be f**kin' kidding me!
Stop hitting yourself.