Mr. Chairman! I want it in our party platform that ALL the creatures are included and have the same rights as humans.I was elected to lead, not to read!
How are we supposed to harvest the peanuts if he keeps eating them?
IM GONNA FIND THAT F@&K'N CLOCK IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT!!
Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!
Most kids brought their hamsters or guinea pigs to school that day. My cousin Lawrence saw this as a fine dining experience for Willis and Wally.
Come fetch the stick. Who's a goood sharkie? Playing with your pet forms lasting bonds, is good exercise and is just pain fun.