papparazzi so few of us can treat them the way that they deserve
Sir it's all you can eat not all you can hide in your pouch.
Bob's bachelor party left something to be desired
Looks like you got another letter from your pen-pal at Hogwart's.
Be creative, invent a perversion.
ORIGINS OF GREAT IDEAS, PART 1: YOUNG ALFRED HITCHCOCK IS ATTACKED BY A BIRD.
AFTER A WHILE, TOTO JUST HAD ENOUGH OF DOROTHY'S SHRILL HYSTERICS