Just act natural... Pretend I'm not even here. You're just out at the beach riding your tiger...
Unfortunately Gulliver's laser pointer was too small to distract the cat.
The bear cub that Teddy Roosevelt spared went on to do great things.
NO. I'm not going to play cards with you. You're a cheeta.
Grandma was a badass.
When paw plows the south forty, He PLOWS the south forty.