Hmm look at that killer ostrich on the loose.
Mr. Chairman! I want it in our party platform that ALL the creatures are included and have the same rights as humans.I was elected to lead, not to read!
I'd rather not wear this outfit, if you don't mind. After all, why should both of us look stoopid?
In years past the Westminster Dog Show had some very unusual categories.
If thou pissest me off mine ferret shall bloodie thy nuggets....