Looking for love in all the wrong places
Where are they going with our lifeboats?
No I have not got fat! Take your hand off my thigh and I'll slide in quite easily...! And I don't need your support on my bottom, either!
See? Platform 9 and 3/4 Are you ready? We have to run really fast!
you know you lead a dull life when your confessions put the priest to sleep
HATRED now with carnival rides!!
FACEBOOK it will come back to haunt you.