Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!
I see. And how long have you felt your children were trying to kill you?
IN GRAMMA'S HOUSE IT WAS POLKA WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.
I grew up in your typical suburban surrealist family.
Let's go fishing for sympathy
Feels like someone tried them on and stretched them. I thought we were the same size.
Well, that was a waste of $0.38