There's one thing I need you to know first, Johnny. I wear a pretty serious retainer at night.
It was supposed to be a girl...but I couldn't find any metal t*ts...
I'd like to see the size of the gumball machine that gives you this.
Why yes we have been drinking S'mores Schnapps
Bunions: may keep you from wearing your favorite shoes, and may even force you to wear them a size larger