Oh please, if I had a cat for everytime you said that... I'd have like 5 cats by now.

You're right Fluffy. They ALL must die!

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Cheezburger today!

Alas poor Yorick! Now he's my cereal bowl.

The sound of playing cards in the spokes used to be enough. Then Billy got his first machine gun.

When I was your age, we had to walk to Hogwarts uphill both ways.

The next little kid to step off the subway is going to get the fright of his life.