Albert's time-outs were more exciting than most children's...He got to face AWAY from the wall.
Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes Laughing increases life by 10 minutes A laughing Smoker never dies.
All together now, "I will not call my teacher 'Ma Kettle' again."... 247 times.
Alice's parents were the original Baby Boomers.
Hmmm this is a tough one, but if I had to guess, I'd say 'human'...
Chauffeur! Take me to the gentleman's club. Very good sir. And while we're at it, honk the horn at passing wenches.
SLUMBER PARTIES not as exciting as pr0n leads you to believe.