Really, "Klaatu Barada Nikto" is all you need to know. The rest is boring science junk...
Farm Girls Monthly: she makes biscuits on page 67... naughty, naughty biscuits
TANKITY TANKITY TANK! PEW!! PEW!! PEW!!
After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.