And I'll just set this one to "Burn the Whole Damn House Down".
WHAT TEENAGERS DID BEFORE THE INTERNET
Before Batman, I battled a Red Dot.
Isabelle framed everything in terms of herself.
Teddy Roosevelt is crossing a river on a moose. Your argument is BULLY!
...and then we just play it in a continuous loop with the words "om nom nom" popping up on the screen. Easy win!