Lady Justice was often mocked by her sister, Lady Irony!
So, what should we do Mr. Vanderbilt? Keep the damn thing rollin'! Only this time, charge 'em a dollar extra for the 'air-conditioned comfort'!
No, I wanted to GO TO Hooters for my birthday.
This will improve your speed as a runner... when I release the dogs!
Chauffeur! Take me to the gentleman's club. Very good sir. And while we're at it, honk the horn at passing wenches.