You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.
Sometimes you just need something sunny and snuggly to brighten up your day in the winter. This will do nicely!
So soft, so snuggly, so much quieter than a real Gpig.
My my, don't you look handsome with your lovely curled tentacles?
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.