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face ninja Plush sneaky soft squid toy - 6122052608
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Squid are already notoriously sneaky, now with specialized training they're super efficient death machines.

cable knit Knitted snowman toy yarn - 5336667392
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There's nothing better than a traditional, cozy cable-knit sweater. Even a snowman can agree.

fleece hamster Plush toy - 5174434304
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Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.

cat catnip Crocheted gruesome head mouse toy - 6375282432
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You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.

finger puppets narwhals plastic toy - 5379350272
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I've been looking for something to put on my finger and stab at my little brother with, this is perfect. It's like being Freddy Krueger of the sea.

classy dandy narwhal Plush toy - 5901945088
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It doesn't get much classier than a jaunty hat, a monocle and a mustache!

assemble fabric fish parts Plush toy - 5734338816
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It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.

DIY instructions toy coffin trick halloween - 6656991232
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Build your own spring-loaded coffin to fling live spiders into your nemesis' hair!

charity crochet Plush raccoon smile toy - 4346113536
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Look how eager this raccoon is to be your friend! This lovingly handmade plush pal comes with an added bonus, sales from this shop benefit the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention (www.afsp.org) so you can brighten your own day with a crooked smile and help a very worthy cause at the same time.

ball cat toy catnip eyeball gruesome pets toy - 6022524160
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Tired of cutesy mice and feather wands that your kitty-cat ignores? Try an eyeball instead! Handmade and stuffed with organic catnip and eco-fil fibre.

angry birds balls bounce play rubber toy - 4472288256
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Oh please please please tell me the blue one splits into three smaller balls!

alphabet blocks kids learning letters retro toy - 5533272832
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Apple, ball and cat were so last year. Let's get with the retro times and teach our kids something useful!