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face ninja Plush sneaky soft squid toy - 6122052608
Via Etsy
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Squid are already notoriously sneaky, now with specialized training they're super efficient death machines.

easter figurine Pastel pork dumpling toy vinyl - 6074573824
By Vincent Yu (Via My Plastic Heart)
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There's an idea, gather the family around the table and decorate some pork dumplings for Easter!

By Unknown
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Soon, I can has a jaunty little tune whenever I make an exit.

baby egg face pacifier sculpture toy yolk - 5012763904
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So this means the egg came first? Glad to put that one to bed.

DIY instructions toy coffin trick halloween - 6656991232
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Build your own spring-loaded coffin to fling live spiders into your nemesis' hair!

keaychain peas pod stress reliever toy - 4630053888
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Popping edamame or green peas out of their pods is so satisfying, don't you wish you could do it all the time?

cute pee Plush poo toy - 4668610816
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don't be shy, everyone is well acquainted with both of these dudes.

By Unknown
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Imagine sitting back in a warm bath with a book and letting a bomb fizzle and putter around and suddenly, how did this donut get here?

glutton lollipop Sad sculpture toy - 4967607552
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Poor little guy has a tummyache after the two breakfasts and giant lunch he had. Won't you take the lollipop off his hands to give him some relief?

ba-bomb candy super mario toy - 5815825152
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Ba-bomb better bring me candy to make up for his wanton destruction and expressionless lack of mercy.

toy yeti Plush clay - 7114582784
Via Etsy
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This guy from Kriture decided to look gooood, damn you Plush Toy Yeti thingy!

classy dandy narwhal Plush toy - 5901945088
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It doesn't get much classier than a jaunty hat, a monocle and a mustache!