Have you ever seen such smooth, shapely fondant? This giant cupcake is like an immaculate drawing come to life. So round, so curvy, such enticing sprinkles. If you'll excuse me, I have a cake to seduce.
Normally I'd scream overkill at a cake this busy but there is some amazing balance going on here. A striped rainbow heart inside a striped rainbow cake? A rainbow of fondant sprinkles so perfect they must have been placed there by very patient elves? I swoon for this kind of overkill.