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Do you think it would be possible to resist trying one of each?

Honestly, what CAN'T you make out of yarn? These just look amazing!

My nieces and nephews don't have birthdays coming up any time soon, but once July rolls around, guess what their favorite auntie has in store? Dipping a mini cupcake in icing and sprinkles sounds like so much fun it should be illegal.

I have very little talent with a needle and thread, my stitches are never the right size, they aren't uniform or consistent. This is my kind of embroidery right here. I could spend hours placing sprinkles with tweezers. Bring it on.

Sometimes too much can be beautiful. This donut just wouldn't be the same if it had a conservative amount of icing and sprinkles. Pile it on! No regrets!

Though not as cool and refreshing as an actual ice cream cone, these macarons are probably the most sophisticated ice cream cones you can get.

Now that I have settled into my throne of sweetness I can survey my kingdom of Sweettooth! You there! With the Doritos! What do you have to say for yourself? Non-repentant?! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

After a couple of these you'll be on a mad sugar high, face stained by sprinkles and drunk to boot! Just like being a kid again!

Have you ever seen such smooth, shapely fondant? This giant cupcake is like an immaculate drawing come to life. So round, so curvy, such enticing sprinkles. If you'll excuse me, I have a cake to seduce.

When I was a kid my mom had a cookbook all about how to make creative cakes with nothing but a round cake pan, a bundt pan and a square pan. She made caterpillars and castles and Snoopy and all sorts of amazing creations but I don't think I ever saw a donut. It's so simple it just slipped under the radar.

Congratulations for what? Just for being you and being awesome and appreciating these amazing cupcakes as much as I do. I think that deserves a round of applause, a firm handshake, a hearty slap on the back, a shot of fine bourbon, a Cuban cigar. Good work friends. Looking at sweets all day isn't easy, I know.

I love the large, polka-dot type sprinkles here. They make everything feel like the most special party. If someone makes you something with oversized sprinkles, it's pretty obvious that they love you more than anyone loved you before. FACT.

I'm beginning to think that there is no "too far" when it comes to worshipping Hello Kitty. You can find nearly any product, any food, any anything with her sweet little beady-eyed face on it. An incredible feat of branding!

When I was a teenager I used to go to Denny's all the time with my friends and get a banana split. Without fail, if I turned my back for a second, my ice cream would be destroyed. Here's a solution. Take one. It's yours. Leave me be!

This is the kind of perfect cupcake I just want to cram into my face all at once with no regard for politeness or decorum. Just a pure grab 'n smash.