sprinkles

After a couple of these you'll be on a mad sugar high, face stained by sprinkles and drunk to boot! Just like being a kid again!

You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.

I've always been fascinated by silver nonpareils. They're so similar to ball bearings which are so fun to play with, but these are like ball bearings you can EAT! How fun is that?!

This is the essence of all a cupcake is. It's girly, pink, shiny, fluffy, sweet, a little crunchy, just utter perfection.

You could paint pretty much anything a pretty color and roll it in sprinkles and I'll be tempted to eat it.

I've got sugar shock and I haven't even had a bite!

This taps right into that toddler part of the brain where you want to pick up a whole pie and smash your face into it. Taking a big ol' spoon and jamming it into a jar of cake and frosting and having no regard for the mess you're inevitably going to make sounds so childishly satisfying. Where's my big spoon?

Eating a whole box of donuts usually isn't something to be proud of but I think we can forgive it this once.

I wish I could have a full sized tree that looks like a swirl of green frosting with sprinkles. I'd just take little nibbles every day.

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Have you ever seen such smooth, shapely fondant? This giant cupcake is like an immaculate drawing come to life. So round, so curvy, such enticing sprinkles. If you'll excuse me, I have a cake to seduce.

You can't fool me, rice krispy treats! I see you under all that makeup, trying to masquerade as a cupcake. That's a low and dirty trick. You know I love you for what you really are with all of your buttery goodness. You don't have to pretend, be proud of who you are!

Oink Oink! I know there's fruit hidden in there somewhere, and fruit is pretty good for you right? I think it's a good plan to hide it in a bright candy coating and tell the kiddos that it's nothing more than a sugary treat.

We all know that sprinkles make everything more cute but did you ever think you'd see a potato chip of all things covered in chocolate and sprinkles? I'd never be even tempted to try a chocolate covered chip if it were just plain. Thank you sprinkles for making everything in the world better.

Source: Manifest Vegan http://www.manifestvegan.com/2010/11/chocolate-covered-potato-chips/

Not approved for people with a fear of having their heads eaten by sugar-craving dinosaurs.

I don't know what happened 100 times for this cake to be necessary, but I am so glad that it did! Dressing a cake up like a cake in a stack is pretty genius, it almost makes me believe all the cake lies.