Get some fashion all up in your books.
I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!
I've been looking for something to put on my finger and stab at my little brother with, this is perfect. It's like being Freddy Krueger of the sea.
It's a piggie in a piggie in a piggie in a piggie...
Sometimes you just wanna get stupid and hang a blinged out plastic dinosaur around your neck. No shame, rock that lizard!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
What kind of pie would you like? Sorry, we only have one kind of pie. But I think you'll like it, it's super cute.
If they ever invent handheld teleporters (and they WILL) I want them to look like this.
Imagine sitting back in a warm bath with a book and letting a bomb fizzle and putter around and suddenly, how did this donut get here?
You relax mister, and thanks for peeing tea into my cup for me.
Cooking is basically painting with flavor, right?
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
I'm always at a loss when it comes to what to wear to a formal pasta event. Thank you, universe for always providing an answer.
When you're sick and you need a tissue, it's nice to know you can snuggle in and feel at home.
This is supposed to help you learn chopstick dexterity by moving the pandas around. I know it helps me say AWWWWWWWWW a lot more often.