Kitty is such a fashion maven, she made sure that the candy matches the ring. It would just be a tacky snack if it clashed.
The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.
I'm always at a loss when it comes to what to wear to a formal pasta event. Thank you, universe for always providing an answer.
Hey deer, you better not leave any little presents in the frosting if you know what I mean.
You relax mister, and thanks for peeing tea into my cup for me.
I keep finding my house key on the fence in the backyard. Give it back, squirrels! It's not one of you!
I'm tired of the same old black wheeled suitcases on the carousel. Kids schmids, I want one of these for myself so I can find the darn thing!
Back in my day we weren't born knowing how to type, we had to take classes and practice.
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
I'd love to have my cat immortalized on my phone case forever. Or until the next model of the iPhone comes out.
I doubt I've ever had the urge to eat a book. Let's face it, they usually smell like ink or must or glue. But man, a cookie scented bookmark just made reading a whole lot more delicious.
He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Encased in plastic, this candy never goes bad and always looks perfect!