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Sometimes I have a hard time remembering how long a centimeter is. These would come in really handy.

What kind of pie would you like? Sorry, we only have one kind of pie. But I think you'll like it, it's super cute.

He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!

Sometimes you just wanna get stupid and hang a blinged out plastic dinosaur around your neck. No shame, rock that lizard!

I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!

I suppose if you can't afford a butler to twirl your ice cream for you, an automatic cone will have to do.

Back in my day we weren't born knowing how to type, we had to take classes and practice.

You relax mister, and thanks for peeing tea into my cup for me.

I wish I lived in a climate where we could dry our clothes outside. These little birdies will keep close watch over your drying unmentionables.

Hand crafted, colorful, useful, fierce!

May your bangles never fade!

I'm tired of the same old black wheeled suitcases on the carousel. Kids schmids, I want one of these for myself so I can find the darn thing!

I keep finding my house key on the fence in the backyard. Give it back, squirrels! It's not one of you!

Don't worry, he's not a real fish, but he's just about as cuddly as a real one.

Hello Kitty is never super straightforward about her presence. She's always kind of peeking around a corner. She's a lurker. Even in my baked goods.