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Stand your ground, men! We won't let them take us that easily!

Next time I'm watching my LEGO fanatic nephew I'm gonna get my food-build on.

Hey deer, you better not leave any little presents in the frosting if you know what I mean.

My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!

I can never hold four toothpicks firmly in one hand, this is just what I need!

May your bangles never fade!

When you're sick and you need a tissue, it's nice to know you can snuggle in and feel at home.

What kind of pie would you like? Sorry, we only have one kind of pie. But I think you'll like it, it's super cute.

An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!

I suppose if you can't afford a butler to twirl your ice cream for you, an automatic cone will have to do.

When I was a kid we used to press flowers and leaves in books. Every once in a while I still find a fern or a daisy in an old book. You can get the same feeling without the mildew!

Imagine sitting back in a warm bath with a book and letting a bomb fizzle and putter around and suddenly, how did this donut get here?

Sushi is good lookin' but you can't exactly keep it sitting on your desk as decoration. Now you can have the looks with no smell AND it will help your productivity!

There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.