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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

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These cakes are decorated so immaculately, I'd like to wear one like a tiny hat!

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I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!

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Everyone knows that cats are totally running this place. Maybe if you pander to them, you'll get extra treats.

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By Tally (Via www.etsy.com)
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This baffles me just about as much as those jade chains all carved from one piece of rock. I mean I understand how it works but I just can't really wrap my brain around it!

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By Maous (Via www.etsy.com)
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Sometimes you only want a little tiny bit of bunny.

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I think we are nearing the end of the rain(bow) here in Seattle finally. It's still blustery and still showering here and there but we're getting more and more sunshine and soon it will be GLORIOUS! Have you ever witnessed a Northwest summer? They are kind of the best ever. Just don't tell anyone that, we want to hold onto our inhospitable reputation lest more people try to move here.

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Branch out into some sweet little gold twiggies!

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If I were into this sort of style I would hire whoever made these amazing cupcakes to decorate my house. Now find me some cupcakes that look like Le Corbusier and the Eames brothers designed them and I'll be in heaven.

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Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.

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I bet she doesn't have a gold plated ant in a vial! You are now the best gift-giver ever.

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You thought you had an impressive credit limit? Is your card literally made of gold, pearls and diamonds? I didn't think so.

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By Wen (Via Etsy)
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Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!

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Via Etsy
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I was saving those peanuts on the back porch and you just keep hiding them!

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