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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

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If I were into this sort of style I would hire whoever made these amazing cupcakes to decorate my house. Now find me some cupcakes that look like Le Corbusier and the Eames brothers designed them and I'll be in heaven.

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Just because the guards aren't allowed to smile doesn't mean they don't enjoy the attention. You know they must trade stories about tourists in the off-hours.

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Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!

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I bet she doesn't have a gold plated ant in a vial! You are now the best gift-giver ever.

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Available From Honeygarden http://www.etsy.com/listing/50663587/lovely-pink-strawberry-donut-in-gold

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Via Etsy
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I was saving those peanuts on the back porch and you just keep hiding them!

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You thought you had an impressive credit limit? Is your card literally made of gold, pearls and diamonds? I didn't think so.

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By Wen (Via Etsy)
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Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!

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Via Craftzine
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Oh how I love rainbow season! These snacks are so bright and cheerful and could be full of surprises if you find a wee pot of gold at the end of your rainbow cup!

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By Tally (Via www.etsy.com)
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This baffles me just about as much as those jade chains all carved from one piece of rock. I mean I understand how it works but I just can't really wrap my brain around it!

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Dreams of floating up into the sky may have to wait until a later date, but you don't have to let go of them altogether.

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Branch out into some sweet little gold twiggies!