gold

All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

jewels gold expensive - 6749004288
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

You thought you had an impressive credit limit? Is your card literally made of gold, pearls and diamonds? I didn't think so.

chain gold Jewelry necklace pendant squirrel - 6110340352
Via Etsy
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.

Advertisement
cakes chocolate epicute gold Truffles - 4441249536
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

What looks like a box of chocolates here are actually little cakes! Fooled ya! The gold foil-wrapped hearts are also cakes and the gold is completely edible. Talk about decadent! Things that look like other things are my weakness, these fakey chocolates win!

accessories chain gold Jewelry necklace pendant - 5913624320
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Dreams of floating up into the sky may have to wait until a later date, but you don't have to let go of them altogether.

bird book earrings gold hunger games Movie - 5895678464
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

May the odds be ever in your favor. three finger salute

Advertisement
accessories bunny chain gold Jewelry necklace pendant silver - 4612194304
By Maous (Via www.etsy.com)
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Sometimes you only want a little tiny bit of bunny.

bracelet chain gold knit - 4928616448
By Tally (Via www.etsy.com)
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

This baffles me just about as much as those jade chains all carved from one piece of rock. I mean I understand how it works but I just can't really wrap my brain around it!

Advertisement
gold Pirate statue - 5809863168
By Dhiram (Via www.luxurylaunches.com)
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Is your love for Captain Jack Sparrow worth $466,000? Mine is worth $can-I-have-my-money-back-for-sitting-through-that-second-movie?

fancy felt gold handmade leather necklace teeth - 6166083840
Via Etsy
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!

cookies epicute gold rainbow shamrock stick - 4532391936
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Who needs gold at the end of a rainbow when you have a rainbow made of tasty tasty cookie? A good snack is worth more than gold any day!

Advertisement
earrings gold studs - 4936915456
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Your dad has always called you sweet pea. Embrace the moniker!

Advertisement
accessory chain donut gold Jewelry necklace pendant shiny strawberry - 3719436544
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Available From Honeygarden http://www.etsy.com/listing/50663587/lovely-pink-strawberry-donut-in-gold