You thought you had an impressive credit limit? Is your card literally made of gold, pearls and diamonds? I didn't think so.
All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.
What looks like a box of chocolates here are actually little cakes! Fooled ya! The gold foil-wrapped hearts are also cakes and the gold is completely edible. Talk about decadent! Things that look like other things are my weakness, these fakey chocolates win!