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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

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You thought you had an impressive credit limit? Is your card literally made of gold, pearls and diamonds? I didn't think so.

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May the frosting be forever in your favor. And may the lines at the movie theater move swiftly and in an organized fashion.

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Your dad has always called you sweet pea. Embrace the moniker!

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Branch out into some sweet little gold twiggies!

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Who needs gold at the end of a rainbow when you have a rainbow made of tasty tasty cookie? A good snack is worth more than gold any day!

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Everyone knows that cats are totally running this place. Maybe if you pander to them, you'll get extra treats.

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Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.

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I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!

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Available From Honeygarden http://www.etsy.com/listing/50663587/lovely-pink-strawberry-donut-in-gold

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I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.

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If I were into this sort of style I would hire whoever made these amazing cupcakes to decorate my house. Now find me some cupcakes that look like Le Corbusier and the Eames brothers designed them and I'll be in heaven.