Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!
All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.