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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

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Via Etsy
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I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.

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Everyone knows that cats are totally running this place. Maybe if you pander to them, you'll get extra treats.

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Via Etsy
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I was saving those peanuts on the back porch and you just keep hiding them!

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Branch out into some sweet little gold twiggies!

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I think we are nearing the end of the rain(bow) here in Seattle finally. It's still blustery and still showering here and there but we're getting more and more sunshine and soon it will be GLORIOUS! Have you ever witnessed a Northwest summer? They are kind of the best ever. Just don't tell anyone that, we want to hold onto our inhospitable reputation lest more people try to move here.

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Your dad has always called you sweet pea. Embrace the moniker!

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By Wen (Via Etsy)
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Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!

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By lamaillon
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Sorry, no, this cupcake bracelet doesn't tell time, but what does that matter? You're wearing cupcakes! Time is irrelevant!

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You thought you had an impressive credit limit? Is your card literally made of gold, pearls and diamonds? I didn't think so.

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By Maous (Via www.etsy.com)
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Sometimes you only want a little tiny bit of bunny.

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I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!

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You know what my outfit is often lacking in? Kitties!