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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

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Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!

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Dreams of floating up into the sky may have to wait until a later date, but you don't have to let go of them altogether.

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By Unknown
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May the frosting be forever in your favor. And may the lines at the movie theater move swiftly and in an organized fashion.

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Via Craftzine
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Oh how I love rainbow season! These snacks are so bright and cheerful and could be full of surprises if you find a wee pot of gold at the end of your rainbow cup!

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I bet she doesn't have a gold plated ant in a vial! You are now the best gift-giver ever.

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Branch out into some sweet little gold twiggies!

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Via Etsy
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Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!

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By Unknown
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I wish I could have a full sized tree that looks like a swirl of green frosting with sprinkles. I'd just take little nibbles every day.

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By lamaillon
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Sorry, no, this cupcake bracelet doesn't tell time, but what does that matter? You're wearing cupcakes! Time is irrelevant!

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By Tally (Via www.etsy.com)
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This baffles me just about as much as those jade chains all carved from one piece of rock. I mean I understand how it works but I just can't really wrap my brain around it!

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By Dhiram (Via www.luxurylaunches.com)
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Is your love for Captain Jack Sparrow worth $466,000? Mine is worth $can-I-have-my-money-back-for-sitting-through-that-second-movie?

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Via Etsy
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I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.