Just because the guards aren't allowed to smile doesn't mean they don't enjoy the attention. You know they must trade stories about tourists in the off-hours.
If I were into this sort of style I would hire whoever made these amazing cupcakes to decorate my house. Now find me some cupcakes that look like Le Corbusier and the Eames brothers designed them and I'll be in heaven.
Wear your heart on your lapel.
You thought you had an impressive credit limit? Is your card literally made of gold, pearls and diamonds? I didn't think so.
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!
Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!
Dreams of floating up into the sky may have to wait until a later date, but you don't have to let go of them altogether.