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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

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By Maous (Via www.etsy.com)
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Sometimes you only want a little tiny bit of bunny.

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This clever cake is a perfect trap for a leprechaun! He'll fall for it every time. Also, there's a surprise! Hidden rainbow!!!

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By Wen (Via Etsy)
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Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!

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I think we are nearing the end of the rain(bow) here in Seattle finally. It's still blustery and still showering here and there but we're getting more and more sunshine and soon it will be GLORIOUS! Have you ever witnessed a Northwest summer? They are kind of the best ever. Just don't tell anyone that, we want to hold onto our inhospitable reputation lest more people try to move here.

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Via Etsy
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Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!

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By Unknown
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Available From Honeygarden http://www.etsy.com/listing/50663587/lovely-pink-strawberry-donut-in-gold

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By Dhiram (Via www.luxurylaunches.com)
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Is your love for Captain Jack Sparrow worth $466,000? Mine is worth $can-I-have-my-money-back-for-sitting-through-that-second-movie?

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By lamaillon
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Sorry, no, this cupcake bracelet doesn't tell time, but what does that matter? You're wearing cupcakes! Time is irrelevant!

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By Unknown
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May the frosting be forever in your favor. And may the lines at the movie theater move swiftly and in an organized fashion.

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Branch out into some sweet little gold twiggies!

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Just because the guards aren't allowed to smile doesn't mean they don't enjoy the attention. You know they must trade stories about tourists in the off-hours.

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By Unknown
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I wish I could have a full sized tree that looks like a swirl of green frosting with sprinkles. I'd just take little nibbles every day.

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Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.