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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

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Via Etsy
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I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.

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By Dhiram (Via www.luxurylaunches.com)
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Is your love for Captain Jack Sparrow worth $466,000? Mine is worth $can-I-have-my-money-back-for-sitting-through-that-second-movie?

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You thought you had an impressive credit limit? Is your card literally made of gold, pearls and diamonds? I didn't think so.

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I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!

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These cakes are decorated so immaculately, I'd like to wear one like a tiny hat!

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Via Etsy
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I was saving those peanuts on the back porch and you just keep hiding them!

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Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.

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How confused would a leprechaun be if a piece of gold broke open and the rainbow was inside? That's just crazy talk. These cake balls are obviously a hell of a lot of work but I think it's worth it for the amazing result. Stunning! A++

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Branch out into some sweet little gold twiggies!

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You know what my outfit is often lacking in? Kitties!

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Via Craftzine
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Oh how I love rainbow season! These snacks are so bright and cheerful and could be full of surprises if you find a wee pot of gold at the end of your rainbow cup!

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Any jewelry that comes with pretty pretty pink hair for me to brush and style is right up my alley!