cookies

Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.

cloud cookies cupcake epicute frosting lavender - 6369138944
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This cloud cookie can't rain on my day! It will only make things brighter!

cookies epicute face hearts icing milk smile sugar cookies - 4301293568
By Unknown
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Snacktime! Pull up your carpet square for a cookie and some milk while Mrs. Jackson reads us a story. Then we get to take a nap and then recess! Will it ever get better than kindergarten? I need more coloring books in my life.

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cookies epicute gingerbread holly men people plate table - 5554210304
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I think the dude on the right gave his date a festive holly bouquet and now they're making snow angels and gazing into each other's eyes as the snow starts to fall. So romantic!

chocolate chip cookies epicute giant ice cream ice cream sandwich - 5411821056
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Judging by the size of those chocolate chips and the scoops of ice cream, this ice cream sandwich is roughly the size of my head. What's that? No I'm totally going to finish it, get your own!

baby shower blue cookies elephants epicute green icing - 5170855680
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I think we should have a special ceremony where an elephant carries a newborn baby around the neighborhood in its trunk to introduce the kid to all the neighbors. It would be so friendly and exciting! These cookies are just the beginning.

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cookies cute epicute fan tea tea cup tea pot - 5218148864
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Another etiquette question: When one is at afternoon tea, how long should one wait before eating the cup?

charlie brown christmas cookies epicute Sad tree - 4277027072
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There are few things more evocative of Christmas spirit than the little sad tree from the Carlie Brown Christmas Special. Putting it on a star is giving it the respect it deserves.

accessories cookies earrings Jewelry macarons miniature pink - 6264171008
Via Etsy
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People have to lean in real close to your ears to see that these are precious macarons. Make sure it's the right people leaning in close.

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cookies epicute give thanks icing thankful thanksgiving - 4193588992
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Did you spend a moment yesterday giving thanks? What are you thankful for? I am thankful for having family nearby and an amazing network of friends who I also consider family. I am especially thankful to you, my dear readers, for being so patient with our new arrangement and embracing all that cute has to offer. You guys are top notch!

Time for a turkey sandwich!

Source: Annie's Eats http://annies-eats.com/2010/11/22/spiced-brown-sugar-cut-out-cookies/

cookies cupcake epicute frosting grass hedgehog icing - 5218148096
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They can be tough to spot lumbering through the grass but I hear it's good luck to find one in your yard.

bite broken cookies epicute gingerbread gingerbread men injured Sad - 4221793280
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We've all seen so many injured gingerbread cookies, but this batch is especially lovely. The pained expressions are drawn with such care and detail. I really almost believe that the poor little guys are... oh forget it, AH MUNNA EATCHOO!

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cookies crochet epicute icing pattern squiggly yarn - 4970413824
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I've never been any good with actual yarn, perhaps I could master the art of icing crocheting in time for my cats and dogs to have babies. Wait, they're not having babies! WHO WILL I BE GRANNY FOR?

apples back to achool red cookies epicute faces polka dots - 5134748928
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It's time to start thinking about buying new sweaters and resisting the urge to wear them while it's still too hot out. Time to sharpen your pencils and buy a new spiral notebook. Time to get your boots re-soled and stock up on tights. Time to eat some apple shaped cookies!

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chocolate cookies cup epicute milk shortbread string tea tea bags - 5702136320
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How amazing would it be if you really could soak a cookie in hot water and make a cup of tea and a snack in one fell swoop?