cookies

Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.

chocolate cloud cookies cupcake epicute gold rainbow - 4843429888
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I think we are nearing the end of the rain(bow) here in Seattle finally. It's still blustery and still showering here and there but we're getting more and more sunshine and soon it will be GLORIOUS! Have you ever witnessed a Northwest summer? They are kind of the best ever. Just don't tell anyone that, we want to hold onto our inhospitable reputation lest more people try to move here.

camera cookies epicute icing perfect - 6440140800
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This brings the whole taking-a-picture-of-everything-you-eat thing full circle.

bottle cookies epicute milk mocha straw swirl - 5216731648
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These cookies are super adorable, it's true, but there's something about the recent trend to toss a glass of milk with a stripey straw in the background of dessert photos that I just LOVE. Why is a red and white straw so stinking cute?

cookies corsets epicute girly ladylike underwear - 4447847680
By Michelle (Via Lorisplace)
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It seems a little counter intuitive to eat cookies that look like slimming undergarments. Unless of course you have no intention of fitting into a slimming undergarment after eating said cookies. Oh who am I kidding? I'll never wear a corset, pass the snacks!

cake cookies epicute french fries frosting - 6437938176
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Sometimes you really want fries, but you also really want something sweet, but you don't want a Wendy's frosty. WHAT TO DO?

cookies dogs epicute marshmallows puppies toasted - 4239407872
By Unknown
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How to make a cookie look like a golden retriever? Cover it in marshmallow fluff and stick it under the broiler for a few seconds. Voila! Golden, toasty, chewy puppers! These guys are stinking adorable.

Cats cookies crackers epicute kitties - 4868750336
By Unknown
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Kitties come in all shapes and sizes and colors! I'm partial to the golden brown fatties on the lower right there. Reminds me of my old fatty, Millie who I got when I was nine. She would have made a great cookie.

cookies epicute icing penguins pink snow sugar - 5591005696
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I like a motif that combines snow with the color pink. It reminds me of a sunset on a snowy day when the vibrant sky reflects off the perfect whiteness. Throwing a couple penguins in there just ups the awesome factor.

balls cookies epicute rackets sports tennis - 6491958272
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Making little cookies for your hot tennis instructor is a smart move.

cookies epicute icing mustaches - 5218143232
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The barber, the fireman and the accountant here would like to invite you to join them for mint juleps on the veranda. Don't be late!

bunny cookies epicute miffy rabbit sugar - 6229601536
By Poekey (Via Deal Extreme)
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I would gladly be a cookie in my next life if it meant I got to roll around in a bed of sugar.

bbq cookies epicute hot dogs sweets - 6279972096
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So maybe I don't want a real hot dog. Maybe I just want a cookie. Don't judge me!

accessory bookmark cookies plastic scented - 4226771456
By soph_ee
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I doubt I've ever had the urge to eat a book. Let's face it, they usually smell like ink or must or glue. But man, a cookie scented bookmark just made reading a whole lot more delicious.