Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
Sorry tower, I have to flip you over to drink my tea. No slight against the French, promise.
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
He's just popping up to say hello, no need to be alarmed.
Hopefully not subject to foreclosure from tiny adorabloe banks.
(Commentary and title by our lovely submitter, jerseychick)
I've always thought the design of disposable fruit baskets was really nice, but the materials were lacking. Someone read my mind and made them reusable and durable!
Irises are hella masculine flowers.
Someday, you're going to need to remember what you wrote, and you'll have to break your heart to get there.
I hope it's packed full of little cotton ball bunnies that come cascading out whenever someone lifts the lid.
As much as I wish I could drink a liquified cupcake out of one of these every day, I'll settle for tea.
Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
Who wants some more iced tea? Who? Who?
I certainly don't need any extra clouds in my life right now, but if I did, I'd know where to get them.
You're always hogging all the cups!