ceramic

Hopefully not subject to foreclosure from tiny adorabloe banks.

(Commentary and title by our lovely submitter, jerseychick)

There's a lucky charm to compliment any decor!

I hope it's packed full of little cotton ball bunnies that come cascading out whenever someone lifts the lid.

Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.

I've always thought the design of disposable fruit baskets was really nice, but the materials were lacking. Someone read my mind and made them reusable and durable!

Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.

Who wants some more iced tea? Who? Who?

What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?

Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.

Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.

I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.

What, you don't have these guys hanging out in trees in your yard?

Irises are hella masculine flowers.

If you could hug a mug, this would be the top contender for most huggable for sure.

Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive?

Set humor to ludicrous speed!