Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
He's just popping up to say hello, no need to be alarmed.
No more fighting over whose mug belongs to whom!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
I'm afraid your soap may be a little too heavy for such a wee kitty.
Do you have bad aim and a desperate need to save your pennies?
Finally, a mug that looks like duct tape but doesn't get all gummy and nasty when it gets warm.
Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!
Birds love citrus fruits, right? Thanks for juicing my oranges!
I hope it's packed full of little cotton ball bunnies that come cascading out whenever someone lifts the lid.
Someday, you're going to need to remember what you wrote, and you'll have to break your heart to get there.
Because you can't start your day without #coffee.
I like it when my tea loves me back.