Jewelry

For having such an amazing hairdo, you should have a happier look on your face!

Prayers for overcast skies are now portable!

Sometimes all the colors of the rainbow are just a little too much and you just need a hint of rainbow without all the garishness. Tone it down a little.

Your heart requires safe keeping. Don't want it to get broken, do you?

Elegance, thy name is Longcat!

Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!

I love me a good flaky, buttery, crispy cracker from time to time. I'm afraid I'd find myself nibbling on my necklace all day.

Sorry, no, this cupcake bracelet doesn't tell time, but what does that matter? You're wearing cupcakes! Time is irrelevant!

It's always wise to have someone looking out for you.

Too much caffeine makes me all jittery. This will do.

Available at: Shanalogic http://shanalogic.com/item.php?itemid=2477&page=14&categoryid=130 ($15)

Make sure to keep this hidden in your desk drawer until after lunch. Hungry coworkers are ruthless.

Available at: UntilItEndsStudios http://www.untilitendsstudios.etsy.com/ ($16)

I like that the ring itself kind of looks like a soda fountain chair, echoing the ice cream's nostalgic factor.

Available at: Marvelous Miss Mary http://www.etsy.com/listing/45751468/humbolt-squid-with-squidlets-necklace ($37)