Jewelry

For when you want to go all out with your blingy self but stay on top of the trends.

Available at: The Purple Shurmple http://www.etsy.com/listing/48535772/strawberry-cream-sandwich-necklace ($13)

Though it won't be much help in an emergency, having a reminder of the natural functions of the body should keep things from getting too heavy.

It's rare that something can be at the same time nostalgic, creepy, disturbing and adorable. Congratulations, Barbie parts, you win!

It takes some serious attitude to rock a shiny cupcake with colorful rhinestones. Can you handle it?

Sometimes you need a reminder to be calm. Shhhhhhhh...

Available at: Shapeways http://www.shapeways.com/model/149334/giraffe_ring.html?gid=ug2007 ($20)

Just make sure a sticky fingered tot doesn't come along and try to eat your accessories!

Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.

I'd love to wrap my tentacles around this little guy.

Sometimes just sharing a moment can be the most romantic gesture. Who needs flowers and fancy dinners when you've got undivided attention and a kind touch?

Most miniature food serves to squelch unhealthy cravings, this is the opposite. If you're craving a salad, just look at your finger and go eat a cookie like a good girl.

This bunny is too cute. Take him from my view. I won't have it!