Jewelry

I once had two goldfish named Flipper and Twitchy. I always figured there was something wrong with Twitchy because he was so, well, twitchy. Somehow that spazzy little twenty five cent fish lied for three years. Here's to Flipper and Twitchy!

I was never good at folding origami, this is much more convenient.

Share the gamer love.

Are you looking at me? Or him? Focus!

Bow down and say "RA-MEN!"

In my brain it's a rule that you can't eat mint chocolate chip before sundown. It's purely a nighttime treat. I'll wear this in the day to curb the cravings.

Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.

Branch out into some sweet little gold twiggies!

Now you can wear ceiling cat all the time and he will watch you do every little thing.

Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.

Don't be afraid, I don't think there's much of a stinger on this guy.

You know you've found the right person when everything just clicks.

Sometimes all the colors of the rainbow are just a little too much and you just need a hint of rainbow without all the garishness. Tone it down a little.