Jewelry

earrings fish bowls goldfish Jewelry - 4355114240
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I once had two goldfish named Flipper and Twitchy. I always figured there was something wrong with Twitchy because he was so, well, twitchy. Somehow that spazzy little twenty five cent fish lied for three years. Here's to Flipper and Twitchy!

chain crane Jewelry metal necklace paper pendant - 6186340608
Via Etsy
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I was never good at folding origami, this is much more convenient.

accessories chain ice cream cone Jewelry mint chocolate chip necklace pendant - 4882529280
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In my brain it's a rule that you can't eat mint chocolate chip before sundown. It's purely a nighttime treat. I'll wear this in the day to curb the cravings.

Betsey Johnson crown Jewelry octopus ring - 4537192704
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Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.

accessories branch earrings flowers gold Jewelry - 5824894976
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Branch out into some sweet little gold twiggies!

ceiling cat chain cheezburger Jewelry necklace pendant - 4263186432
By Unknown
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Now you can wear ceiling cat all the time and he will watch you do every little thing.

headpiece Jewelry necklace pendant unicorn - 4468949504
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Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.

accessories bee Bumblebee clay Jewelry necklace - 5198712832
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Don't be afraid, I don't think there's much of a stinger on this guy.

blocks Jewelry lego locking pair rings set - 4711766016
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You know you've found the right person when everything just clicks.

Jewelry metal mixed monochrome necklace rainbows - 4391579904
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Sometimes all the colors of the rainbow are just a little too much and you just need a hint of rainbow without all the garishness. Tone it down a little.