Have no fear! Dr. Tinycat is here! He'll keep you safe and healthy. Promise.
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If you need glasses as bad as I do, you know how you can come to resent people who only wear them for fashion. Just give them a necklace. Posers.
Ah the sea cow, such a majestic creature!
Never underestimate the power of my love for the internet. I'll always love you, you silly series of tubes.
Though it won't be much help in an emergency, having a reminder of the natural functions of the body should keep things from getting too heavy.
Wear your cupcake pride on your chest, not just your thighs.
EIGHT mustachioed fruit pin back button badges packaged on card in a sealed plastic bag.
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You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.
Whatever goes into your sternum comes out of mine. We can share secrets!
Forget your land legs, hit the high seas and spot those pesky mermaids from leagues away!
Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.