Maybe not the best advice overall in the long run, but here and there, not a bad idea.
Won't anyone fix the poor guy up a little?
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
If you do have a corgi, you're gonna have to mount this baby almost on the floor!
Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.
What can be said about a cake that looks so incredibly perfect? I just want to pick up the whole cake and sink my teeth into the side of the pot to freak out my nieces and nephews. They'd get a serious kick out of that.