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Yes, that is a Twilight-themed toilet store.

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In a post on her facebook page, Anne Rice had some choice words about Stephenie Meyer's portrayal of vampires.

"Lestat and Louie feel sorry for vampires that sparkle in the sun. They would never hurt immortals who choose to spend eternity going to high school over and over again in a small town—anymore than they would hurt the physically disabled or the mentally challenged. My vampires possess gravitas. They can afford to be merciful."

As you can imagine, this pissed off a lot of twilight

There is so much more that's wrong with this movie. Most notably, the scene where the werewolf falls in love with the baby. Yep. That is a thing that happens. Just when you thought the movie couldn't get any dumber, the werewolf falls in love with the baby. I need another drink. Hopefully we can get some fantasy or sci-fi movies that aren't completely terrible.

I would complain that the last thing we need is a longer "Twilight," but this looks a million times better.

Too bad Bella doesn't.

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