With the "Twilight" series of movies drawing to a close, I guess the studios needed to find some way to keep that money flowing in. Here's the first trailer for the adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's other book, "The Host," about an alien parasite who falls in love. Of course it does.
Am I wrong in thinking this can't possibly be anything but terrible? Has anyone read this book? It at least can't be as bad as "Twilight." Right?
Spoiler warning: The review does contain a spoiler for the movie's big "plot twist." It's included because it's so infuriatingly stupid I couldn't not mention it.
The final Twilight movie sucks. Shocking, I know. If you end up seeing this movie, why? Whatever the reason, tell us what you think of it. Seriously though, why?
There is so much more that's wrong with this movie. Most notably, the scene where the werewolf falls in love with the baby. Yep. That is a thing that happens. Just when you thought the movie couldn't get any dumber, the werewolf falls in love with the baby. I need another drink. Hopefully we can get some fantasy or sci-fi movies that aren't completely terrible.
