Biplanes vs. dragons? I think I know how this book ends.
It's almost enchanting how bad everything is.
"It's mine! I won this goldfish from the carnival and no one's gonna take it away from me!"
"Hey, Hey! No! Hand's off the belt!"
If it weren't for my horse...
The floating disembodied head is the least confusing thing about this cover, and even he doesn't know what the f**k.
"Yeah, one question. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the raw adventure, but uh...could I get some pants?"