science fiction

The unicorn has the face of someone wondering just how the hell their life came to this.

I'm not comfortable with this happening even once in time.

There is a castle on a cloud. I used to like to go there in my sleep. 'Til I was joined by this weird creep. Farewell my castle on a cloud.

Given the shape the woman's spine is in, isn't it possible the robot's just rushing her to the hospital? Also, hehe knob heads.

People don't mind a giant half-head puking all over them if it's rainbow-colored.

Hell breaking loose can't possibly be any worse than this cover art.

They thought it was just a website for funny cat pictures. They were wrong.

"You... you see her too, right?"

Doesn't matter had snu-snu.

You'd think anyone going to Venus would pack more than a single pair of tighty-whities. Or maybe we should be thankful he remembered that much.

"Got the gun and not hanging upside down. Everything's coming up grey dude."

And all women are clones, apparently.

"That'll teach you to throw apples at Dorothy!"

"Don't worry about those giant praying mantises, I'll stick my arm out arbitrarily to shield your naughty bits from the camera!"

Yeah... winners. Just keep telling yourself that.

I can't stand backseat drivers.