science fiction

Yeah, just stick him in a plastic bag. Works for goldfish at the fair, right?

Yeah, I'm thinking it can stay buried.

Yeah, smack it with your rifle. That'll work.

Remember, subtlety is important when checking out a lady's backside.

Sounds like the scariest book ever written.

Uh... sure, if you say so.

(Doctor Who, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games)

Alternate title: "The Sea Men"

The final trailer for Disney's adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs's "Barsoom" series. Will it live up to the books? Probably not. Still, it looks like it'll at least be a fun ride. We'll just have to wait until March 9, 2012 to find out.

"Lllllladies..."

"Yes, very nice and all, but would you mind waiting until we're on a planet with an atmosphere? I seriously have no idea how you're still alive."

Now wandering in search of eye bleach.

Four-armed man really really hates department store mannequins.

For a real funny image, imagine that dragon trying to put that body armor on.

The most important game of pool ever played!