fantasy

...in "Dragon Age: Mark of the Assassin."

Content warning: contains some strong language.

The great heroes of fantasy: a woman in golden bikini armor and a fat guy.

I guess Hoggle was hard up for work after helping Sarah through the Labyrinth.

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Fantasy author Jim C. Hines decided one day to pose like the women on the cover of his novel, "The Stepsister Scheme." After realizing how awkward posing like that was, he decided to recreate other poses from fantasy book covers.

"I spent the rest of last night with pain running through most of my back. Even the pose in The Shape of Desire, which first struck me as rather low-key, is difficult to imitate and feels really forced. Trying to launch my chest and buttocks

Party healer, or just an excuse to cop a feel?

You think darkness could weave this guy some pants?

"No, on second thought let's not invade Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."

John Dies at the End may not be all I was hoping for, but it's still a fun enough movie, especially if you go see it with the right mindset. Hansel and Gretel on the other hand... just don't.

Will you see either of these movies this weekend? Be sure to tell us what you think.

French Bilbo is sassy!

(Brave)