fantasy

Jim C. Hines is a fantasy author who once reenacted some female poses from fantasy novel covers. Now he's trying out some men's poses from fantasy and romance novels.

The great heroes of fantasy: a woman in golden bikini armor and a fat guy.

This epic machinima battle scene was created using a combination of mods and console commands.

(Skyrim)

Knobil was no hero. In fact, he rode endangered species for fun. Knobil was kind of a jerk.

Yes, this entire series is as messed up and crazy and wonderfully silly as the cover implies.

I suggest a new strategy, tiny chess-playing dude. Let the dragon win.

A sweet fantasy short film about a little girl and a bookshop.

There is a castle on a cloud. I used to like to go there in my sleep. 'Til I was joined by this weird creep. Farewell my castle on a cloud.

"No, on second thought let's not invade Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."

What? I don't even...WHAT?

Beautiful Creatures is a perfectly okay movie. If you're looking for a great Valentine's Day date movie, watch Warm Bodies. If you've already seen Warm Bodies, you could certainly do much worse than this. Either way, you won't feel like your night is wasted.

Will you see Beautiful Creatures? Let us know what you think. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!

There is so much more that's wrong with this movie. Most notably, the scene where the werewolf falls in love with the baby. Yep. That is a thing that happens. Just when you thought the movie couldn't get any dumber, the werewolf falls in love with the baby. I need another drink. Hopefully we can get some fantasy or sci-fi movies that aren't completely terrible.