See what you did, Schmidt? This is why the Reich can never have nice things!
monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday
West of House.You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.
Ooh, your ds matches your dress, how lovely. um yeah so do you want to trade pokemon or not?
TELEFRIGERADIO yes, there was life before interwebz.
And they never made it to Hogwarts...
FBI pinups miss phone-tap, 1951
Look, Agnes, it's Hawthorne. And he's compensating again.
So there's really nekkid girls in there? In a manner of speaking... Where do I put the dollar bills? At first, people had trouble grasping the concept of internet p*rn.
And so he took to the skies to escape the zombies below. In retrospect it was a poor plan.
Aaawww...what cute little ladies you are! Maybe someday we'll let you have one without push pedals!
Computer! Make me a sammich! Yes, Dear! Who needs a wife when you have the MaidTron 3000? Buy yours today!